Couch - Any modern two-up snowmobile
Dollup of Schmutz - just a dab of grease, RTV, or any product of preference
Dolly Lama - Appliance consisting of a steel frame and two wheels used to move snowmobile
Duct taped plywood - An original vintage seat and cover that is barely hanging on
Easter - Aeresol sprayed into a Suit Sucker to help with starting
Estimix - The art of guessing how much oil to pour directly into the gas tank to get the correct oil to fuel ratio
Ether - Holiday in April
F.H.U.C.'d up - Vintage sledder adorned in all of the latest available F.H.U.C.-S.T.I.C.S. merchandise. (ie: hat, sweatshirt, t-shirt, hoodie, beanie, eye patch)
Flammable Material - One piece snowmobile suit worn into a bar after riding an Old Stove with a Suit Sucker
Flintstone Brakes - Backup brake system found on an Old Stove that involves the rider's boots
Flipper - (a.) Throttle lever (b.) lame dolphin on T.V.
Green Light - O.K. with significant other (see LBVR Permission Slip)
Green Pickle - Coleman Skiroule or a gerkin
Green Lantern - Coleman Skiroule or a gas powered lamp used for camping.
Jolly Green Giant - Coleman Skiroule or spokesperson for a canning company.
Hired Thumb - Substitute Operator
Homophobic - Afraid to leave the house
Illinois Electric Start - 12 volt ac grinder equipped with a V-belt pulley used to start cast iron Kohler engines not equipped with a recoil
Little E - Little Elkhart Lake (not to be confused with Dale Earnhardt Jr.)
Old Stove - (a.) Vintage sled (see LBVR trail iron) (b.) appliance used to cook pork chop
One Lunger - (a.) Single cylinder (b.) prefix used to call out F.H.U.C.-S.T.I.C.S. members at Haydays
One Lunger Base - Location within Haydays swapmeet that F.H.U.C.-S.T.I.C.S. use as a central command post
One Lunger Golf Cart - Vehicle used at Haydays to transport upper echelon members of the F.H.U.C.-S.T.I.C.S.
Orange Hat Holder - Dictator
Ovaltine - Circle racing
Pork Chop - Brent Klemme or something on your plate at supper time
Potato Bud - Yamaha Inviter
Potato Diggers- Larger studs found on snowmobiles with cleated tracks
Queen - Significant other
Raider - Twin tracked rear engine snowmobile (not to be confused with S.T.I.C.S. member that likes Rupp)
Silver Bullet - (a.) 1973 Ski Doo Tn'T (b.) Airstream motorhome (c.) Coors Light
Spenny - Rear suspension
Suit Sucker - Carburetor on an Old Stove with a tunnel mounted engine
Toilet - Sled that has seen its better days
Wankster - Wankel powered snowmobile (no specific brand)
Wasting Viagra - Trying to look impressive lifting the skis during a hole shot
White Hat Holders - Founding forefathers of the Five Hundred and Under Club
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